Ask Satan: The Dinner And A movie Edition

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All you ever wanted to know about Satan’s dinner-and-a-movie preferences.
Satan, what is your favorite dinner?

Lamb, veal, and bunny rabbit, followed by cheesecake with care bear topping.

Satan, what is your favorite movie?

Besides Silence of the Lambs, I really enjoyed Plan 9 From Outer Space. Usually when I thwart movies, those working on them give up. Not these guys. Oh, no, they had spunk. I give them credit for that. Those are the guys with air-conditioning down here.

Satan, who would your ideal dinner-and-a-movie date be?

The Virgin Mary. I’d remedy that. Heh, heh.

Satan, excuse Metro’s innocent minds, but what does that mean?

Two words, Metro: "doggy" and "style."

Satan! Goodness gracious! Have you no morals?

I’m feeding her dead cute animals, showing her "the worst movie ever made," then taking her virginity! She’ll love every second of it! Nothing like a good day’s work!

Satan, are you saying she’d give her consent for this act?

No one rejects sex with the Devil. Think of the bragging rights.

Until next time, kids!