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Unreliable Forms of Contraception

Jumping Up And Down. (girls have been trying this for centuries now, CENTURIES)

The Boys Drinking Mountain Dew. (makes for feverish, not sterile sex)

Shaving Your ... Ahem. (no idea who came up with this. the answer is still "no.")

Having An Eating Disorder. (yes, it is said that those scrawny bitches in Vogue do not get their periods, and they probably don’t, but it takes years’ worth of starvation to get so famished that your periods just stop)

Condoms. (they rip)

Praying. (god is worrying about real problems)

The Rhythm Method. (you’re fucked over, you deranged hippie. you probably think that horoscopes are real, too, don’t you?)

Being A Homosexual. (lapses happen)

and last, but not least...

Being A Virgin. (look at what happened to the Virgin Mary. if this happens to you, your parents will not believe)

On Another Note…

Floss Between Your Toes.