Ask William Shatner

Space cadet-turned-chef gives us some insights.

Shatner, are you a chef of a space commander at heart?
I like to think of the stomach as the final frontier and to boldly go where no chef as gone before.

Shatner, What are your favorite meals to make?
The peanut butter sandwich is always a classic.

Shatner, Are you afraid the aliens are going to come after you?
Oh, they already have. They always want to borrow the Enterprise. I tell them, over and over, that the damn thing was a cardboard cutout against a blue screen.

Shatner, are you aware that your acting is mediocre at best?
My acting is the best in the universe. Trust me, I’ve been there.

Shatner, So you are aware that you were never actually on the Enterprise?
Oh, yes, but I’m really into method acting, which makes me so great.

Shatner, Are you aware that you’re hopelessly self-centered?
But don’t I have every right to be? Look at who I am! William Shatner!