What Utensil Are You?

1. You are... a. calm b. bipolar c. a sociopath

2. Your favorite geometric figure is... a. the circle b. the star c. the triangle

3. Your favorite historical character is... a. Mother Theresa b. Sybil (all seventeen personalities) c. Jack The Ripper

4. The following stress relief appeals to you the most... a. therapy b. prank calls c. murder

5. To you, the hottest female actress is... a. Meg Ryan/Cameron Diaz b. Drew Barrymore

c. Pamela Anderson Lee

6. Your favorite mythical creature is... a. the troll b. the siren c. the dragon

7. Your favorite bed position is... a. spooning (cuddling) b. forking (sex) c. knifing (really violent sex)

Tally your scores! If you had mostly...


A’s: You’re a spoon! (You’ll make a great grandparent!)
B’s: You’re a fork! (You should get that checked out.)
C’s: You’re a knife! (Don’t hurt us. This is unquestionably the best thing to be. Your Majesty.)