[She’s such a cool person. I’m so glad that I met her. We went to the dance together this weekend and then over to her house and she has a walk-in closet! A walk-in closet! How cool is that? You absolutely have to meet her.]

[She’s worried that she didn’t make a very good impression on you – what did you think of her?]

[She’s been my best friend since we were both back at public school. Before she became a snob and all. Look at this picture of her – she had such long, pretty hair. I love long hair; I’m sorry she cut it so short.]

[She’s a very talented artist.]

[I’m not sure what I thought about any of them, it was only one night; maybe I’ll meet them some other time.]

[Dear GOD, I can’t stand her, her and her goddamned boyfriend who’s in the play with me – you should smell this guy’s breath. I have to stand near him and wow, it’s so nasty.]

[Don’t say anything mean about her, she’s a nice person.]

[She’s a little too nice sometimes. She has these online friends, who are always so depressing to listen to – but she’ll be right there for them, even if it brings her down as well, sometimes.]

[I care about her, it’s just that she’s a little set in her ways.]

[She’s really deep, actually.]

[What was she thinking? She’s such a heifer.]

[God, I don’t know what you see in her. I can’t explain why; I just can’t stand her.]

[She seems really sullen all of a sudden. Why is she acting like this?]

[She is skipping art class a lot lately. Did either of you call her?]

[God I can’t stand him. And when they’re together, it makes her awful as well.]

[I absolutely love her! I can’t wait for this weekend!]

 

[I can’t believe she said that about you! The nerve!]

[She’s not worth it.]

[She called you a lesbian? God, we actual lesbians had her pinned down as one since last year.]

[She’s different than she once was.]

[I don’t see her as a lesbian.]

[You know, I think she’s hitting on me. She claims to be my friend and then makes fun of your sexuality then tells me I’m hot. I’ll keep you updated.]

[Don’t say she’s fat; that’s not true.]

[I wish you would stop talking about her behind our backs. I know what you’re saying when you think no one’s listening – just leave her alone.]

[Yes, I know about her relationship dependency problem.]

[She comes into the Study Room and smells bad. I can’t explain it, it’s just that she smells bad.]

[What an ugly couple.]

[You wouldn’t believe what that bitch said about me – she sent out a massmail about how I was a slut and couldn’t dress myself. Hello? The scarf goes around the NECK, not the WAIST. And I’m the fat one here, look at her?]

[Don’t even bother to make friends with her again. Is she making any effort to be nice to you? If I were still there, I wouldn’t be friends with her, not at all. She’d drag me down; I don’t need that. No matter what you do, you will never change her. She is who she is and cannot change until she learns lessons of life on her own.]