This is the first time EVER that Metro has gone online. This is the third issue, the "Dinner And A Movie" issue. The first had no real point and the second was the "Television Issue." Here are some exceprts (more when I write them):

The News Page

Ask A Romantic, Artistic Guy Who Drowned

Ask William Shatner

The Public Service Announcement Page

Perspectives (This issue: Telemarketers)

Top Ten Things To Do With Food You Don't Want To Eat

What Utensil Are You?

What To Wear To A Movie

What Movies To Rent (Categorized into two sections: Keep Him and Toss Him)

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Ask Satan about his dinner-and-a-movie preferences. Sure to scandalize.

How To Do Your 'Do Comprehensive hair guide... sort of

Double Feature! How to Get A Guy (in person) and How To Get A Guy Through A Personals Ad

Exclusive Interview: Is Dirk Still A Jerk? Come with us and find out.

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What Underwear to Wear?

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Copyright Page (kinda funny)

Letter from the Editor (the usual rant)


More About Metro


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