
This is the first time EVER that Metro has gone online. This is the third issue, the "Dinner And A Movie" issue. The first had no real point and the second was the "Television Issue." Here are some exceprts (more when I write them):
Ask A Romantic, Artistic Guy Who Drowned
The Public Service Announcement Page
Perspectives (This issue: Telemarketers)
Top Ten Things To Do With Food You Don't Want To Eat
What Movies To Rent (Categorized into two sections: Keep Him and Toss Him)
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Ask Satan about his dinner-and-a-movie preferences. Sure to scandalize.
How To Do Your 'Do Comprehensive hair guide... sort of
Double Feature! How to Get A Guy (in person) and How To Get A Guy Through A Personals Ad
Exclusive Interview: Is Dirk Still A Jerk? Come with us and find out.
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Copyright Page (kinda funny)
Letter from the Editor (the usual rant)